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Solid Snake (Metal Gear Solid) & Kurt Russell

Reese Witherspoon & Princess Peach

Orlando Bloom & Legend of Zelda

Nathan Fillion (Uncharted) & Nathan Drake

Mario (Mario Brothers) & Gene Shalit

Little Sister (Bioshock) & Dakota Fanning

Kratos god of war & Bill Goldberg

Duke Nukem & Arnold Schwarzenegger

Brandon Ellison & Sean Devlin of Saboteur

Bayonetta & Tina Fey

Disney Debuts First Black Princess

by Claudine Zap

The new Disney fairy tale movie, " The Princess and the Frog" has a familiar storyline. (Girl kisses frog. Weird stuff happens.) But the look is new: The debut of Disney's first African American princess. Ever. The animated musical opens this week in New York and Los Angeles (and everywhere next month) and already Web searches on Yahoo! have grown over 100% in the last 30 days.

The story is set in Jazz Age New Orleans, with this princess-in-the-rough working as a waitress. She is only royal in her mind, and dreams of opening a restaurant in the French Quarter. Check out the preview.

Aside from breaking a race barrier (Disney's own), the animated flick is a throw-back to another era: The movie is hand-drawn, with zydeco-style songs by Randy Newman and stars Broadway singer Anika Noni Rose as the princess, Tiana, and queen of daytime Oprah Winfrey as the voice of her mom. And, of course, there are the toys. NPR reports that Tiana toys are already extremely popular with the kids. A new cash cow for Disney, perhaps?

Early reviews are positive. Time magazine calls the holiday offering a "start-to-finish delight." Entertainment Weekly glows that the G-rated movie is "a fresh twist on the classic fairy tale." Filmcritic.com notes that while the cartoon is a visual feast, it serves up little along the theme of race or class. However, images might speak stronger than words in this case. As Filmcritic puts it, "If they're not careful, 'like a Disney movie' might once again cease to be a pejorative phrase."

http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/buzz-log-disney-black-princess.html

Muppets Take On Bohemian Rhapsody

Camel Joke

Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Arlene: What in the hell is that?

Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.Arlene:

Where did you get it?

Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy.

The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.

'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'

The 10 Biggest Breasts In The World

There isn't a man alive who doesn't love large breasts, but sometimes they can be too big. It's a strange thing for a man to say that "those boobs are too big for my taste," but it's true. This is why I always recommend marrying a woman with a small C cup or smaller. If you don't, you're going to deal with some unsightly boobies when she gets older.


#10 Lolo Ferrari (36G) - The French model and singer was dubbed "the woman with the largest breasts in the world" by the French Guinness Book of World Records in 1996. Lets just say that a lot has happened since then in the boob world.

#9 Busty Heart (46H) - A former model and stripper, Busty now owns a strip club called "Busty Heart's Place" in Pennsylvania. Now she spends her spare time appearing on shows like America's Got Talent, The Man Show and Steve Harvey's Big Time Challenge crushing things with her giant boobs.

#8 Sheyla Hershey (38KKK)- The former Brazilian model holds the world record for "World's Largest Implants" when she recently had them uprgraded from a 34FFF to a 38KKK. And it won't be long before Special K signs her to a sponsorship deal and releases Sheyla Hershey's "Special KKK" cereal.

#7 Casey (64MM) - All we know about Casey is that she's a stripper and she married an ugly guy. We also know that thanks to Casey, Maury Povich is officially a meat and potatoes kind of guy.

#6 Mistress Rhiannon (48MMM) - Mistress Rhiannon is a dominatrix model who might just be the perfect woman for Chris Brown. You know, because her name is just like Rhianna and they both like to smack people around.

#5 Maxi Mounds (61MMM) - In 2003, Guinness gave Maxi the record for "Largest Augmented Breasts" in the world and thanks to Maxi this is now an official Guinness category forever.

#4 Monique (46R) - Monique is one of those "adult" actresses who does "adult" work in the "adult" film industry. Basically what I'm trying to say is that she's an "adult."

#3 Chelsea Charms (153XXX) - It's ironic that a woman with a 153XXX bust decided to work in the XXX movie industry. I think they call that boob karma or something?

#2 Karola (48ZZZ) - Karola has a serious case of nasty face but she'll "help you get your ZZZ's" faster than a bottle of Nytol.

#1 Norma Stitz (56ZZZ) - You know they're the Guinness World Record for "biggest breasts in the world" when you've officially run out of letters in the alphabet.

http://www.manofest.com/Content/the-10-biggest-breasts-in-the-world.html

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